I’m Having a Private Summer | Funny Hot Flash Perimenopause T-Shirt

Hot flash? No ma’am. It’s a PRIVATE SUMMER. ☀️🔥😂

When your internal thermostat decides it’s July regardless of the actual weather, sometimes you just have to laugh about it.

Our “I’m Not Having a Hot Flash… I’m Having a Private Summer” tee is made for women navigating perimenopause, menopause and those why is everybody else wearing a sweater? moments.

☀️ Funny, relatable midlife humor

🔥 Perfect for hot-flash season—all year long

💗 Bold statement design

🎁 Fun gift for women 40+

😂 Guaranteed conversation starter

Pair it with jeans, shorts or leggings and embrace your own personal forecast.

Forecast: 100% chance of a private summer. ☀️

Care instructions

- Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the design.

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean